Mrs. Johnson:
Well doctor, I heard about it on the radio. It was just some idle Wednesday. They started talking about popcorn and candy and free cooking classes. Then they went on about bread, cheese, Michigan fruit and over 30 food vendors, and beef and pork. And they kept going saying there was bison, Alaskan Salmon, fresh squeezed lemonade, fresh cut flowers, fresh baked goods, free parking, free live entertainment and even treats for the dog!

Doctor:
Calm down Mrs. Johnson. (She takes a deep breath.)

Mrs. Johnson:
I apologize

Doctor:
Now what are you trying to tell me?

Mrs. Johnson:
The Grayslake Farmers Market...I'm addicted to it! I can't stop going every Wednesday

Doctor:
Where is this Grayslake Farmers Market?

Mrs. Johnson:
On Slusser at Center St. West of Route 83 in charming downtown Grayslake.

Doctor:
When?

Mrs. Johnson:
Wednesdays

Doctor:
You already said that...what time?

Mrs. Johnson:
3-7pm. I just can't help myself-

Doctor:
Listen woman! Do they have free parking?

Mrs. Johnson:
Yes, it’s free!

(we hear a door open)

Doctor? Doctor! Where are you running too?

Doctor:
The Grayslake Farmers Market!

Mrs. Johnson:
Take me with you!!!

VO:
Get addicted. The Grayslake Farmers Market is Lake County’s oldest and largest evening market. Open from 3-7pm June 22nd -Oct 5th. There is something for everyone. Visit us on line at www.grayslakefarmersmarket.com. Come by and see us on Wednesdays from 3-7pm on Slusser at Center St. West of Route 83 in downtown Grayslake.

Female: This has been such a fun ball.

Male: I’m glad you’re having a good time, Cinderella.

Female: When does the limbo contest start?

Male: Not until midnight, which is in 2 minutes…

Female: Oh no! That’s my curfew. I’ve got to go!

Male: Curfew?

Female: At midnight my Mercedes turns into a beater.

Male: What?

SFX (clock strikes)

SFX (crickets and an engine trying to start)

Female: What’s wrong with this darn car!

Male: Don’t worry Cinderella, we’ll call Armando’s Towing.

Female: What’s the number

Male: 847-224-6211

ANNCR: Sometimes auto repairs are worth more than you car. Armando’s towing will come tow away that junk car for free so you don’t have to worry. Call 847-224-6211 Don’t pay a small fortune if your car breaks down and needs a tow, call Armando’s Towing at 847-224-6211 and they’ll give you a local tow for $25 bucks and they have very reasonable rates for out of town tows. Call Armandos towing to the rescue at 847-224-6211.

Mr. Model T: Ahem. Attention all cars…as you know, the 57th annual Lake Forest Antique Care show is this Sunday at the Deerpath Middle School in Lake Forest.

(All sorts of beeps. “Yippee” “I’m so nervous” “I gotta get clean”)

Mr. Model T: There will be food, entertainment and drinks.

(beep)

Yes, Weiner Mobile?

Weiner Mobiel: There’ll be hot dogs right?

Mr. Model T: Of course Weiner mobile.

(loud beep)

Yes Chevelle?

Chevelle: People can come check out my mint condition body. 375 horses baby!

(Crowd noises; “What a metal head” “He’s fulla gas” “Show off”)

Model T: We expect over 300 cars! This will be one of the largest showings in the United States of America!

(tiny beep)

Yes, Mrs. T-Bird?

Mrs. T-Bird: What time should we be ready for the show?

Mr. Model T: The gates open at 9a.m. on July 17th.

Mrs. T-Brid: Oh my oil! I gotta get waxed!

VO: The Lake Forest Auto Show is sponsored by Lake Forest Bank & Trust and The Last Detail. Tickets are 8 dollars. Children under 10 get in free. Proceeds benefit CROYA. Over 300 cars to view. Hosted by the Lake Forest Rotary Club.

Radio Announcer:
“That’s right! It’s the 32 year anniversary celebration at Deerfield Tire. Everything is 32% off. That’s right folks 32% off!”

Husband:
That’s not a bad deal.

(The car revs a bit)

Radio Announder:
“Yes. It’s the drive like a legend sale. Let us show you how much we appreciate you. We have games, prizes and food!

(The car revs. Faster)

Wife:
Ah. The speed limit is 45 honey.

Radio Announcer:
“Enter to win a set of 4 tires. No purchase necessary.”

Husband:
A free set of tires?

Radio Announcer:
“That’s right. Tires! 4 of um. Free.”

(The cars screeches and revs.)

Wife:
45. 45. 45.

Husband:
Hold on honey!

Radio Announcer:
“Now tighten up your seat belt and listen to this…Mario Andretti. Racing legend Mario Andretti will be signing autographs from 12-2!

Husband:
MARIO ANDRETTI!!!???

Radio Announcer:
“That’s right! Mario Andretti in person at Deerfield Tire signing an autograph for you!

(The car is speeding, revving, screeching)

Husband:
Yippee!!!

Wife:
Oh my goodness!

VO:
It’s customer appreciation day. Race down to Deerfield Tire at 120 N. Waukegan Rd.this Thursday August 25th!… Everything is 32% off. There will be games, prizes and food. Enter to win a set of tires and Meet racing legend Mario Andretti. from 12pm-2pm.